In writing these previews for however many years it has been (I started before set restarts were a thing, I believe), I have well and truly exhausted all of my Easter puns, gags and clever factoids. I have parted the…
From The Stands – April 3, 2026: How Is Your Parra Glass Looking?
Step up to the Eels supporter bar. How would you like your metaphor served? Glass half full or empty? So, you’re looking at the half empty glass as a starter… There were obviously things that disappointed you last Saturday. Let’s…
TCT Golden Point – Easter Edition – 3 April 2026 – The 3 P’s for Parramatta Fans
Hey Parra Fans, Welcome to this week’s issue of TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused weekly column about all things Parramatta Eels and Rugby league in general. This weeks piece focuses less on what’s in the news and…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 4 vs Panthers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 4 2026 clash with the Penrith Panthers
The Spotlight – March 29, 2026: Eels Roster Crisis
There is no way of ignoring it. The Eels are in a roster crisis and unless there is a signing or two in the near future, the potential for further problems will only grow. Let’s look at the facts. The…
The Preview – Round 4, 2026: Eels vs Panthers
Writing a preview for this clash feels a bit like being forced to dig my own grave before I get kicked into it. All signs, formlines and sacrificial omens suggest an unpleasant night is ahead for the men in Blue…
TCT Golden Point – March 26, 2026: Long-Term Approaches, Club-Level Culture and Weaponised Haberdashery
Hey Parra fans, Welcome to this week’s issue of TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused weekly column about all things Parramatta Eels and Rugby league in general. As always, I hope you find it insightful and engaging.…
From The Stands – March 25, 2026: What A Vibe Back At CommBank Stadium
How apt to have a column named “From The Stands” when it comes to writing about last Sunday. What was a glorious, fun filled day! I had a ball waving the flags, cheering on our team and welcoming the Dragons…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 3 vs Dragons
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2026 clash with the St George Illawarra Dragons
The Weekend Wrap – March 23, 2026: Wounded Winners
It was very nearly a banner weekend for the Parramatta Eels with just the NSW Cup finding itself in the loser’s column. Wins across the NRL, Jersey Flegg Cup, SG Ball Cup, Tarsha Gale Cup, Harold Matthews Cup and Lisa…