Origin is over, and the race to the finals begins! I’m not naive or hopeful enough to start making calculations for the Eels to make the eight after the impressive win last week, especially since six of our last nine…
The Preview – Round 17, 2026: Eels vs Rabbitohs
Welcome to winter weather, as the cold finally kicks in and we shiver our way through another Eels v Rabbitohs contest. These games have been misery personified for Parramatta fans for the last decade, but maybe, just maybe, this time…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 15 vs Raiders
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 15 2026 clash with the Canberra Raiders
The Preview – Round 15, 2026: Eels vs Raiders
The Eels and the Raiders stumble into their round 15 clash, beaten, battered and bitterly disappointing in season 2026. We’ve been injured and can’t defend, but I don’t know what the Raiders’ excuse is. Maybe the players are just having…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 14 vs Bulldogs
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 14 2026 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs
The Preview – Round 14, 2026: Eels vs Bulldogs
The great sporting rivalries don’t care for form or ladder position, and that’s a good thing given this edition of the Eels v Bulldogs sees both sides far closer to the cellar than the penthouse. Both sides have been plucky,…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 13 vs Knights
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 13 2026 clash with the Newcastle Knights
The Preview – Round 13, 2026: Eels vs Knights
Like Bart Simpson waiting for Krusty the Clown to come and save Kamp Krusty, Eels fans have sat in the corner, rocking back and forth muttering “round 13 will save us” as it heralded the return of most of the…
The Preview – Round 11, 2026: Eels vs Storm
It’s the favourite weekend of every footy fan with a leave pass: Magic Round. Or as it is better known, Schoolies for Dads. While every footy Instagram personality you know is pushing their multis from the Caxton Hotel this week,…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 10 vs Cowboys
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 10 2026 clash with the North Queensland Cowboys