The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 5 2026 clash with the Wests Tigers
The Preview – Round 5, 2026: Eels vs Tigers
In writing these previews for however many years it has been (I started before set restarts were a thing, I believe), I have well and truly exhausted all of my Easter puns, gags and clever factoids. I have parted the…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 4 vs Panthers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 4 2026 clash with the Penrith Panthers
The Preview – Round 4, 2026: Eels vs Panthers
Writing a preview for this clash feels a bit like being forced to dig my own grave before I get kicked into it. All signs, formlines and sacrificial omens suggest an unpleasant night is ahead for the men in Blue…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 3 vs Dragons
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2026 clash with the St George Illawarra Dragons
The Preview – Round 3, 2026: Eels vs Dragons
It’s still too warm to be calling something a “danger game” or a “must-win”, but Sunday afternoon is shaping up as a very important statement on the 2026 Parramatta Eels season. The Dragons come to the golden west on the…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 2 vs Broncos
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2026 clash with the Brisbane Broncos
The Preview – Round 2, 2026: Eels vs Broncos
Welcome to bounceback week, Eels fans, where we forget the nightmare of round one ever happened as Parramatta immediately right the ship and take out the defending premiers on their home turf. Easy, right? Don’t fret, the rest of the…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 1 vs Storm
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2026 clash with the Melbourne Storm
The Preview – Round 1, 2026: Eels vs Storm
The amount of spice poured over the Parramatta-Melbourne rivalry this off season could supply the restaurants of Harris Park for the next decade, but as a merciful preview practitioner I’ll spare you all recapping the sordid tale that is Melbourne’s…