The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 13 2026 clash with the Newcastle Knights
The Preview – Round 13, 2026: Eels vs Knights
Like Bart Simpson waiting for Krusty the Clown to come and save Kamp Krusty, Eels fans have sat in the corner, rocking back and forth muttering “round 13 will save us” as it heralded the return of most of the…
The Preview – Round 11, 2026: Eels vs Storm
It’s the favourite weekend of every footy fan with a leave pass: Magic Round. Or as it is better known, Schoolies for Dads. While every footy Instagram personality you know is pushing their multis from the Caxton Hotel this week,…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 10 vs Cowboys
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 10 2026 clash with the North Queensland Cowboys
The Preview – Round 10, 2026: Eels vs Cowboys
First up, apologies for the absence over the last week, while the NRL has gone back to 2021 with six agains, blowouts and general officiating driven angst, my household went back to that same period and all caught covid. That…
The Preview – Round 8, 2026: Eels vs Sea Eagles
Another week, another rival, as the Parramatta Eels get the chance to dispatch the sour Sea Eagles a week after downing the dirty dogs. I’m not ready to come down from the high of last weekend, so let’s hope that…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 7 vs Bulldogs
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 7 2026 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs
The Preview – Round 7, 2026: Eels vs Bulldogs
Welcome to what we call a “character building” weekend for Parramatta Eels fans, as we face our in form bitter rivals the Bulldogs with literally half a first grade squad. Just to rub salt in the wound, this was meant…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 5 vs Tigers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 5 2026 clash with the Wests Tigers
The Preview – Round 5, 2026: Eels vs Tigers
In writing these previews for however many years it has been (I started before set restarts were a thing, I believe), I have well and truly exhausted all of my Easter puns, gags and clever factoids. I have parted the…