The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 15 2026 clash with the Canberra Raiders


The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 15 2026 clash with the Canberra Raiders

The Eels and the Raiders stumble into their round 15 clash, beaten, battered and bitterly disappointing in season 2026. We’ve been injured and can’t defend, but I don’t know what the Raiders’ excuse is. Maybe the players are just having…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 14 2026 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs

The great sporting rivalries don’t care for form or ladder position, and that’s a good thing given this edition of the Eels v Bulldogs sees both sides far closer to the cellar than the penthouse. Both sides have been plucky,…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 13 2026 clash with the Newcastle Knights

Like Bart Simpson waiting for Krusty the Clown to come and save Kamp Krusty, Eels fans have sat in the corner, rocking back and forth muttering “round 13 will save us” as it heralded the return of most of the…

It’s the favourite weekend of every footy fan with a leave pass: Magic Round. Or as it is better known, Schoolies for Dads. While every footy Instagram personality you know is pushing their multis from the Caxton Hotel this week,…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 10 2026 clash with the North Queensland Cowboys

First up, apologies for the absence over the last week, while the NRL has gone back to 2021 with six agains, blowouts and general officiating driven angst, my household went back to that same period and all caught covid. That…

Another week, another rival, as the Parramatta Eels get the chance to dispatch the sour Sea Eagles a week after downing the dirty dogs. I’m not ready to come down from the high of last weekend, so let’s hope that…