We are now past the mid way point in the Junior Representative season, and all Eels teams are in contention for finals football. For the girls academy teams, that comes from a Lisa Fiaola team that remains undefeated and a…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 2 vs Broncos
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2026 clash with the Brisbane Broncos
The Preview – Round 2, 2026: Eels vs Broncos
Welcome to bounceback week, Eels fans, where we forget the nightmare of round one ever happened as Parramatta immediately right the ship and take out the defending premiers on their home turf. Easy, right? Don’t fret, the rest of the…
TCT Golden Point: The Good Old Days and Dual Accountability
Hey Parra fans, Commiserations on what has been a tough few days of justified disappointment and reflection for many of us. Welcome to this week’s issue of TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused weekly column about all things…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 1 vs Storm
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2026 clash with the Melbourne Storm
Bumpers Up – March 5, 2026: This Year, It’s A Parra Proud Thing
We all have our reasons for following the Eels, along with the myriad of ways that add up to how we each support our team. In most instances it’s what unifies Parra fans. On the odd occasion, it might leave…
TCT Golden Point: The Sweet (Somewhat Pre-Emptive) Smell Of Victory
Hey Parra fans, It’s Roly-Poly here. Welcome to TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused regular column on all things Parramatta Eels & Rugby league in general. There will be no click bait headlines or unverified breaking news stories.…
The Preview – Round 1, 2026: Eels vs Storm
The amount of spice poured over the Parramatta-Melbourne rivalry this off season could supply the restaurants of Harris Park for the next decade, but as a merciful preview practitioner I’ll spare you all recapping the sordid tale that is Melbourne’s…
Live Blog – Round 4 Harold Matts And SG Ball, 2026: Eels vs Steelers
Three rounds in and the Eels remain undefeated in both the Matts and Ball Competitions. Due to the wet weather over the past few days, the matches have been transferred from Granville to Kellyville. Based on exposed form, the Eels…
Live Blog – Harold Matthews And SG Ball Round 3, 2026: Eels vs Balmain Tigers
It’s an abbreviated day of Eels Junior Rep action with the girls pathways teams receiving a round 3 bye. As for the fellas, it’s yet another away trip as they take on the other half of the Wests Tigers franchise,…