Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. The Survivor creed is being put to the test by the Parramatta Eels – particularly the whole outlast part. A heart-breaking loss to the Tigers has seen them lose Bailey Simonsson, Apa Twidle, Jonah Pezet and Sean…
Team List Tuesday – Literally All Hands On Deck Edition
NRL Team List Round 6 vs Gold Coast Titans, Sunday 2:00PM, CommBank Stadium Here we are almost exactly 24 hours after the latest chapter of carnage wreaked upon our luckless Eels in 2026. Gone is Bailey Simonsson for the season, yet…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 5 vs Tigers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 5 2026 clash with the Wests Tigers
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 33: Bad Luck & Calls, Big Ticker – Eels Fall Short Of Easter Monday Miracle
They may have fallen agonisingly short of a spectacular Easter Monday triumph amidst a barrage of injuries and awful calls but there was plenty of pride in the jersey from the Eels in Round 5. Sixties and Forty20 try to…
The Preview – Round 5, 2026: Eels vs Tigers
In writing these previews for however many years it has been (I started before set restarts were a thing, I believe), I have well and truly exhausted all of my Easter puns, gags and clever factoids. I have parted the…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 32: Easter Monday Preview vs Wests Tigers
The traditional Easter Monday classic is upon us as the Parramatta Eels and the Wests Tigers clash on the long weekend staple in Round 5. The Tip Sheet previews a fascinating match-up with the resurgent Tigers meeting the wounded Eels.…
From The Stands – April 3, 2026: How Is Your Parra Glass Looking?
Step up to the Eels supporter bar. How would you like your metaphor served? Glass half full or empty? So, you’re looking at the half empty glass as a starter… There were obviously things that disappointed you last Saturday. Let’s…
TCT Golden Point – Easter Edition – 3 April 2026 – The 3 P’s for Parramatta Fans
Hey Parra Fans, Welcome to this week’s issue of TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused weekly column about all things Parramatta Eels and Rugby league in general. This weeks piece focuses less on what’s in the news and…
TCT SuperCoach: Round Five 2026
TCT SuperCoach: Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Season (League Code: 704791) Round 4 brought plenty of upsets and lots of high scores, especially in the CTW position, with eight separate players in the position posting 100+ scores. For…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 30: Eels Face Critical Roster Crunch
The injuries just keep piling on to the Parramatta Eels in 2026. Matt Doorey (season, ACL) and Isaiah Iongi (8+ weeks, Syndesmosis) are the latest bodies thrown on to the pile as Jason Ryles faces a genuine roster crisis. The…