There is some good news for the beleaguered Parramatta Eels this week with Jaydn Su’A expected to sign with the Blue & Gold. It is a significant and quality long term addition to the Eels’ forward pack but it comes…
Team List Tuesday – The Walking Dead Edition
NRL Team List Round 7 vs Canterbury Bulldogs, Sunday 4:05PM, CommBank Stadium So the injury fallout from Sunday’s horrific loss was even worse than we initially thought. What else is new with season 2026? Say good bye to Kitione Kautoga (MCL,…
The Weekend Wrap – Shit Show Sunday, Champagne Saturday
NRL bad. Very bad, even. Juniors good. Very good, even. I have no idea if that is enough to stymie the pain or shoo away the funk of apathy from Sunday’s disastrous loss to the Gold Coast Titans for everyone…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 36: Contemptible Eels Thrashed As Effort Flat Lines
Injuries have understandably severely hampered the Eels in 2026 but even with a pair of HIAs today there was no injury-related excuse for a mortifying lack of effort against the Gold Coast Titans. Parramatta were putrid in all phases as…
Live Blog – Junior Rep Finals Week 1, Lisa Fiaola & Harold Matthews: Eels vs CC Roosters & Raiders
The second pairing of Junior Rep finals matches features the Eels taking on the Central Coast Roosters in the Lisa Fiaola Cup, followed by Parra’s clash with the Raiders in the Harold Matthews. After finishing the regular season undefeated, the…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 35: Junior Reps Finals Week 1 Previews
All four Parramatta squads in the junior pathways have qualified for the finals and the first week of games brings some doozies. We have derby rematches in the Tarsha Gale and SG Ball Cups as the Eels play back-to-back games…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 34: This Week On Survivor Eel-Stars…
Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. The Survivor creed is being put to the test by the Parramatta Eels – particularly the whole outlast part. A heart-breaking loss to the Tigers has seen them lose Bailey Simonsson, Apa Twidle, Jonah Pezet and Sean…
Team List Tuesday – Literally All Hands On Deck Edition
NRL Team List Round 6 vs Gold Coast Titans, Sunday 2:00PM, CommBank Stadium Here we are almost exactly 24 hours after the latest chapter of carnage wreaked upon our luckless Eels in 2026. Gone is Bailey Simonsson for the season, yet…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 33: Bad Luck & Calls, Big Ticker – Eels Fall Short Of Easter Monday Miracle
They may have fallen agonisingly short of a spectacular Easter Monday triumph amidst a barrage of injuries and awful calls but there was plenty of pride in the jersey from the Eels in Round 5. Sixties and Forty20 try to…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 32: Easter Monday Preview vs Wests Tigers
The traditional Easter Monday classic is upon us as the Parramatta Eels and the Wests Tigers clash on the long weekend staple in Round 5. The Tip Sheet previews a fascinating match-up with the resurgent Tigers meeting the wounded Eels.…