The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 7 2026 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs


The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 7 2026 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs

Welcome to what we call a “character building” weekend for Parramatta Eels fans, as we face our in form bitter rivals the Bulldogs with literally half a first grade squad. Just to rub salt in the wound, this was meant…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 5 2026 clash with the Wests Tigers

In writing these previews for however many years it has been (I started before set restarts were a thing, I believe), I have well and truly exhausted all of my Easter puns, gags and clever factoids. I have parted the…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 4 2026 clash with the Penrith Panthers

Writing a preview for this clash feels a bit like being forced to dig my own grave before I get kicked into it. All signs, formlines and sacrificial omens suggest an unpleasant night is ahead for the men in Blue…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2026 clash with the St George Illawarra Dragons

It’s still too warm to be calling something a “danger game” or a “must-win”, but Sunday afternoon is shaping up as a very important statement on the 2026 Parramatta Eels season. The Dragons come to the golden west on the…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2026 clash with the Brisbane Broncos

Welcome to bounceback week, Eels fans, where we forget the nightmare of round one ever happened as Parramatta immediately right the ship and take out the defending premiers on their home turf. Easy, right? Don’t fret, the rest of the…