It’s still too warm to be calling something a “danger game” or a “must-win”, but Sunday afternoon is shaping up as a very important statement on the 2026 Parramatta Eels season. The Dragons come to the golden west on the…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 2 vs Broncos
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2026 clash with the Brisbane Broncos
The Preview – Round 2, 2026: Eels vs Broncos
Welcome to bounceback week, Eels fans, where we forget the nightmare of round one ever happened as Parramatta immediately right the ship and take out the defending premiers on their home turf. Easy, right? Don’t fret, the rest of the…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 1 vs Storm
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2026 clash with the Melbourne Storm
The Preview – Round 1, 2026: Eels vs Storm
The amount of spice poured over the Parramatta-Melbourne rivalry this off season could supply the restaurants of Harris Park for the next decade, but as a merciful preview practitioner I’ll spare you all recapping the sordid tale that is Melbourne’s…
The Preview – Round 27, 2025: Eels vs Knights
On a sunny Sunday afternoon, season 2025 comes to an end for the Parramatta Eels. This has been a conflicting year for Parramatta fans; undoubtedly the future looks bright, but that has been cold comfort in some fairly uninspired performances…
Post Game Grades – Round 25 vs Roosters
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 25 2025 clash with the Sydney Roosters
The Preview – Round 25, 2025: Eels vs Roosters
Last week’s insipid performance was about it for me for season 2025, and the remaining weeks are going through the motions before hope can officially spring for 2026. It has been a brutal year, punctuated only by the belief that…
The Preview – Round 24, 2025: Eels vs Rabbitohs
The Eels didn’t do it the easy way, but they got the job done last weekend and put a slither of distance between themselves and the spoon race with a victory over North Queensland. The “easy way” doesn’t compute for…
The Preview – Round 23, 2025: Eels vs Cowboys
The Eels emerged from their stroll down murderer’s row all the wiser with experience and clutching a single upset victory over Brisbane, but now they need to turn the lessons of noble losses into some wins against the fellow dregs…