NRL Team List Round 7 vs Canterbury Bulldogs, Sunday 4:05PM, CommBank Stadium So the injury fallout from Sunday’s horrific loss was even worse than we initially thought. What else is new with season 2026? Say good bye to Kitione Kautoga (MCL,…
The Weekend Wrap – Shit Show Sunday, Champagne Saturday
NRL bad. Very bad, even. Juniors good. Very good, even. I have no idea if that is enough to stymie the pain or shoo away the funk of apathy from Sunday’s disastrous loss to the Gold Coast Titans for everyone…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 34: This Week On Survivor Eel-Stars…
Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. The Survivor creed is being put to the test by the Parramatta Eels – particularly the whole outlast part. A heart-breaking loss to the Tigers has seen them lose Bailey Simonsson, Apa Twidle, Jonah Pezet and Sean…
Team List Tuesday – Literally All Hands On Deck Edition
NRL Team List Round 6 vs Gold Coast Titans, Sunday 2:00PM, CommBank Stadium Here we are almost exactly 24 hours after the latest chapter of carnage wreaked upon our luckless Eels in 2026. Gone is Bailey Simonsson for the season, yet…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 32: Easter Monday Preview vs Wests Tigers
The traditional Easter Monday classic is upon us as the Parramatta Eels and the Wests Tigers clash on the long weekend staple in Round 5. The Tip Sheet previews a fascinating match-up with the resurgent Tigers meeting the wounded Eels.…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 30: Eels Face Critical Roster Crunch
The injuries just keep piling on to the Parramatta Eels in 2026. Matt Doorey (season, ACL) and Isaiah Iongi (8+ weeks, Syndesmosis) are the latest bodies thrown on to the pile as Jason Ryles faces a genuine roster crisis. The…
Team List Tuesday – More Injuries, More Opportunities Edition
NRL Team List Round 5 vs Wests Tigers, Monday 4:05PM, CommBank Stadium The Eels stumble into their traditional Easter Monday clash against the Wests Tigers on the back of a brutal loss to the Penrith Panthers…but for all the…
Team List Tuesday – Home Sweet Home Away From Home Edition
NRL Team List Round 4 vs Penrith Panthers, Saturday 5:30PM, CommBank Stadium The rare home away from home game! A prized scheduling quirk generally brought about cross-code logistical clashes, natural disasters or stadia infrastructure updates. Parramatta’s Round 4 away…
The Weekend Wrap – March 23, 2026: Wounded Winners
It was very nearly a banner weekend for the Parramatta Eels with just the NSW Cup finding itself in the loser’s column. Wins across the NRL, Jersey Flegg Cup, SG Ball Cup, Tarsha Gale Cup, Harold Matthews Cup and Lisa…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 24: NRL Preview vs St George Illawarra Dragons
Parramatta are finally back in their old stomping ground and they welcome in the Red V in Round 3. The Tip Sheet is fired up about the long awaited return to CommBank Stadium as Sixties and Forty20 rip into a…