Parramatta Eels 20 North Queensland Cowboys 14 The Good: More like Darwon, amirite? Ok, ok don’t stop reading but we had lost 9 of our last 12 against the Cowboys, and as both an Eels and Blues fan Johnathan Thurston…
Stat Attack Review – Round 13, 2018: Eels defeated by the Knights
STAT ATTACK REVIEW: ROUND 13 EELS – 4 (Tries: J. Hoffman) Defeated by KNIGHTS – 30 (Tries: J. Cogger, S. Mata’utia, K. Sio, D. Saifiti, Co. Watson. Goals: K. Ponga 5 from 6) ANZ Stadium Crowd: 7,719 Let’s just look…
Post Game Grades – Round 13 vs Knights
Parramatta Eels 4 Newcastle Knights 30 The Good: The number you have called is not connected. Please check the number and try again. The Bad: Holy moly. What a train wreck of a game, a result, a season. We…
Stat Attack Review – Round 12, 2018: Eels defeated by Broncos
STAT ATTACK REVIEW: ROUND 12 EELS – 10 (Tries: G. Jennings. Goals: M. Moses 3 from 3 Defeated by BRONCOS – 18 (Tries: J. Isaako, C. Oates, J. Roberts. Goals: J. Isaako 3 from 4) SUNCORP STADIUM CROWD: 21, 555…
Whisky Musings – Round 12: Now For The Last Stand
Round 12 Drink Of Choice – Fireball Cinnamon Whisky Margin Of Error – 1 Game Effort less execution. Effortless execution. The small but critical distinction that a single press of the space bar can create. Unfortunately for the stalwart fans…
Post Game Grades – Round 12 at Brisbane
Parramatta Eels 10 Brisbane Broncos 18 The Good: Man, remember when Post Game Grades were happy go lucky, full of fun times and laughter kinda read? After this many losses I feel like I’m trying to write jokes for a…
Stat Attack Review – Round 11: Eels defeated by Warriors
STAT ATTACK REVIEW: ROUND 11 EELS – 14 (Tries: C. Gutherson, M. Ma’u. Goals: M. Moses 3 from 3) Defeated by WARRIORS – 24 (Tries: D. Fusitu’a, P. Hiku, J. Tevaga, I. Luke. Goals: M. Lino 4 from 5) ANZ…
Whisky Musings – Round 11: The Clock Strikes Nine on Parramatta’s Season
Round 11 Drink Of Choice – Chivas Regal 12YO Margin Of Error – 2 Games Did you hear the one about how the Eels threw away a win due to costly errors and lapses of concentration? Yes? Oh dear. It…
Post Game Grades – Round 11 vs Warriors
Parramatta Eels 14 New Zealand Warriors 24 The Good: Large parts of the second half reminded the 9000 or so fans in attendance that the Parramatta Eels can still play good football. Other than that, at least you’ve got the…
Stat Attack Review – Round 10: Bulldogs Defeat Eels
EELS – 12 (Tries: C. Gutherson, B. French. Goals: M. Moses 2 from 2) Defeated by BULLDOGS – 20 (Tries: B. Morris, A. Elliott. Goals: M. Mbye 6 from 6) ANZ Stadium Crowd: 15,683 It’s been written and said many…