STATS THAT MATTA Round 9 EELS 10 (Tries: M. Sivo, S. Lane. Goals: M. Moses 1 from 2.) Defeated by STORM 64 (Tries: C. Munster x 2, J. Addo-Carr x 2, D. Finucane, J. Hughes, C. Scott, S. Vunivalu, B.…
Whisky Musings – Round 9: The no good, very bad, absolutely appalling Parramatta Eels
Round 9 Drink Of Choice – Battery acid with a lemon juice chaser Well there isn’t any spinning or sugar-coating that train-wreck. In a weekend dubbed the ‘Magic Round’, the Eels resembled a rag-tag cabal that had dabbled too…
Post Game Grades – Round 9 vs Melbourne
Parramatta Eels 10 Melbourne Storm 64 The Good: The number you have called is not connected. Please check the number and try again. The Bad: “Why go hard, when you can just go home?” – The Eels, Magic Round, 2019…
Stats That Matta – Round 8, 2019: Eels Defeat Dragons
STATS THAT MATTA Round 8 EELS 32 (Tries: M. Sivo x 2, C. Gutherson, R. Mahoney, B. Ferguson. Goals: M. Moses 6 from 7.) Defeated DRAGONS 18 (Tries: B. Hunt, M. Dufty, M. Ravalawa. Goals: Z. Lomax 3 from 4.)…
Whisky Musings – Round 8: Eels dig in on the Western front
Round 8 Drink Of Choice – Captain Morgan’s Original Spiced Gold (and Coke) Slow starts be damned, can you win a game in the first quarter? No! Can you win a game in the second quarter? No! Can you win…
Post Game Grades – Round 8 vs Dragons
Parramatta Eels 32 St George Illawarra Dragons 18 The Good: For the second time in Season 2019, the Eels showed great resolve in responding to an early deficit, coming home with a wet sail. I’m not exactly sure what happened…
Stats That Matta – Round 7, 2019: Knights Defeat Eels
STATS THAT MATTA Round 7 EELS 14 (Tries: M. Sivo, M. Ma’u. Goals: M. Moses 3 from 3.) Defeated by KNIGHTS 28 (Tries: K. Ponga, L. Fitzgibbon, J. Gavet, M. Pearce. Goals: K. Ponga 6 from 6.) Sunday, April 28…
Post Game Grades – Round 7 at Newcastle
Parramatta Eels 14 Newcastle Knights 28 The Good: Well I guess we sort of, kinda, made an attempt of a comeback. … I guess. The Bad: Like an ex-girlfriend whose number you just can’t bring yourself to delete, the Eels…
Stats That Matta – Round 6, 2019: Eels Defeat Tigers
EELS 51 (Tries: M. Jennings x 2, M. Moses, B. Takairangi, J. Salmon, O. Kaufusi, R. Mahoney, M. Sivo, S. Lane. Goals: M. Moses 7 from 9. Field Goal: M. Moses 1 from 1.) Defeated TIGERS 6 (Tries: B.…
Whisky Musings – Round 6: Baptism Of Fire; Eels Christen WSS With Scorcher
Round 6 Drink Of Choice – Balvenie Double Wood 12YO Well that was certainly one way to christen your new home. Parramatta’s imperious 51-6 victory over the Wests Tigers on Easter Monday enthralled and captivated 29,047 raucous fans for eighty…