We’re five weeks into the regular season, so it must be rematch time! The NRL draw remains as balanced as the diet of a 16-year old whose parents are away for the week, but one new wrinkle to season 2022…
Post Game Grades – Round 4 vs Dragons
Parramatta Eels 48 St George Illawarra Dragons 14 Who was ever worried about us winning this one? Okay, I might have been so nervous I couldn’t even enjoy a pre-game Mr. Chicken, but by the time Jackson Ford was…
The Preview – Round 4, 2022: Eels vs Dragons
Remember to breathe, Eels fans. After three games back-to-back that have taken years off my life, it’d be nice for the Parramatta Eels to just play to the odds and put up a comfortable win as 9.5 point favourites against…
Post Game Grades – Round 3 vs Storm
Parramatta Eels 28 Melbourne Storm 24 The entire game tape of this win belongs in the good, an absolute rugby league classic that had it all. With the heartbreaking loss at the death last week fresh in my mind…
The Preview – Round 3, 2022: Eels vs Storm
It hasn’t been a dream start to season 2022 for Parramatta, but as last year proved: contendership is just one Melbourne Storm upset away. Things aren’t as gloomy as reading Eels social media (or the TCT comments section) would have…
Post Game Grades – Round 2 vs Sharks
Parramatta Eels 16 Cronulla Sharks 18 Well, none of our wingers got injured. As for the rest of the game, those kinds of completion rates usually win matches, so the signs are good for the Eels once they upgrade…
The Preview – Round 2, 2022: Eels vs Sharks
How do you feel after that first round washing machine ride, Eels fans? At least we came out of the weekend with a fresh and clean two points, even if we’re looking a little worse for wear. Here’s hoping the…
Post Game Grades – Round 1 vs Titans
Parramatta Eels 32 Gold Coast Titans 28 Well hello there. Observant folk may have already noticed that this grades isn’t from your usual “Grades Guy”, the irreplaceable Mitch, who has, in many ways, been replaced. In reality, Mitch’s…
The Preview – Round 1, 2022: Eels vs Titans
“It’s deja vu all over again!” While there were positive signs for the Parramatta Eels in season 2021, ultimately the season finished the same way every smirking jerk on the internet expected it to: with a loss in the second…
The Preview – 2022 Pre-season edition: Eels vs Panthers
Sometimes you’re the hammer, and sometimes you’re the nail. While the Parramatta starting side certainly hammered St George-Illawarra in the early stages last weekend, ultimately the Eels ended up the nail as they suffered the only real loss you can…