Parramatta Eels 4 Newcastle Knights 30 The Good: The number you have called is not connected. Please check the number and try again. The Bad: Holy moly. What a train wreck of a game, a result, a season. We…
Post Game Grades – Round 12 at Brisbane
Parramatta Eels 10 Brisbane Broncos 18 The Good: Man, remember when Post Game Grades were happy go lucky, full of fun times and laughter kinda read? After this many losses I feel like I’m trying to write jokes for a…
Post Game Grades – Round 11 vs Warriors
Parramatta Eels 14 New Zealand Warriors 24 The Good: Large parts of the second half reminded the 9000 or so fans in attendance that the Parramatta Eels can still play good football. Other than that, at least you’ve got the…
Post Game Grades – Round 9 at Cronulla
Parramatta Eels 20 Cronulla Sharks 22 The Good: We only lost by 2. The Bad: We only lost by 2. If you missed the game, skip over everything from our first try until the final 10 minutes. Tonight the script…
Post Game Grades – Round 8 vs Tigers
Parramatta Eels 24 Wests Tigers 22 The Good: I’ll let Denzel portray my feelings as the final buzzer sounded. Sweet fancy Moses, we got another win. Well, the latter stages of the first half were pretty impressive, but not as…
Post Game Grades – Round 7 vs Sea Eagles
Parramatta Eels 44 Manly Sea Eagles 10 The Good: At last, eventually and ultimately the Eels have finally won a game in Season 2018. It’s been a long time coming. When the Eels finally win again. I obviously can’t stop there,…
Post Game Grades – Round 6 at Canberra
Parramatta Eels 2 Canberra Raiders 18 The Good: [file not found] The Bad: A triangle has more points than we scored tonight. If your mate was as lifeless as our attack you’d be torn between calling an ambulance or the…
Post Game Grades – Round 5 vs Penrith
Parramatta Eels 6 Penrith Panthers 12 The Good: We looked really, really good in the trial at Maitland. Fine. The effort today was really, really good, we got plenty of penalties (12 to the Panthers’ 11) and for the first…
Post Game Grades – Round 4 at Wests Tigers
Parramatta Eels 20 Wests Tigers 30 The Good: Yes, that middle 50 minutes was funeral-like awful. Still, I think there’s quite a bit to take out of that game, plenty of it bad (see below). However, there are some things…
Post Game Grades – Round 3 vs Sharks
Parramatta Eels 4 Cronulla Sharks 14 The Good: We sucked much less than last week, particularly in defence. This defensive resolve is at least something you can build on in the coming weeks. However, that’s pretty much the end of…