Parramatta Eels 24 New Zealand Warriors 22 The Good: Well, we held on to win by 2 points, and that’s worth celebrating. I thought once again our halves were excellent, and we are all of a sudden making…
Post Game Grades – Round 18 at Manly
Parramatta Eels 24 Manly Sea Eagles 36 The Good: I thought I’d do this week’s The Good in alphabetical order: Ethan Parry debuted and scored a try. We didn’t actually get flogged in the end. END OF LIST. The…
Post Game Grades – Round 17 at Wests Tigers
Parramatta Eels 30 Wests Tigers 18 The Good: For the first time since 2017 – that’s 3 wins in a row, baby! Despite a less than perfect performance, the Eels did what they came to do: spoil Benji Marshall’s…
Post Game Grades – Round 15 vs Raiders
Parramatta Eels 22 Canberra Raiders 16 The Good: In the soaking humidity of a Darwin Saturday night, the Raiders managed a Chernobyl-like meltdown, and the Eels were good enough to take advantage of their nuclear capitulation. Prior to…
Post Game Grades – Round 13 at Cronulla
Parramatta Eels 22 Cronulla Sharks 44 The Good: Well, I guess we didn’t completely capitulate. I know half of you are going to absolutely flip your nut over this next comment but *braces for impact* outside of our 5th tackle options…
Post Game Grades – Round 12 vs Rabbitohs
Parramatta Eels 26 South Sydney Rabbitohs 14 The Good: Well it took a little longer than I was expecting a month ago, but with tonight’s victory over South Sydney, the Eels have now equalled last season’s win total. It was…
Post Game Grades – Round 11 vs Panthers
Parramatta Eels 10 Penrith Panthers 16 The Good: That horrific game is now over. Most of our team is off contract at year’s end. The Eels are a great team to follow if you hate surprises. The Bad: Where do…
Post Game Grades – Round 10 at North Queensland
Parramatta Eels 10 North Queensland Cowboys 17 The Good: Well, it wasn’t as bad as last week, but the predictable symphony of disappointment nonetheless continues to play in the ears of Eels fans tonight. If we’re fair dinkum, we never…
Post Game Grades – Round 9 vs Melbourne
Parramatta Eels 10 Melbourne Storm 64 The Good: The number you have called is not connected. Please check the number and try again. The Bad: “Why go hard, when you can just go home?” – The Eels, Magic Round, 2019…
Post Game Grades – Round 8 vs Dragons
Parramatta Eels 32 St George Illawarra Dragons 18 The Good: For the second time in Season 2019, the Eels showed great resolve in responding to an early deficit, coming home with a wet sail. I’m not exactly sure what happened…