The sun is shining that much brighter on Sunday after the Parramatta Eels secured their first victory under Jason Ryles with a golden point special at CommBank Stadium. Now we get to enjoy Sunday footy as the Harold Matthews and SG…
The Preview – Round 5, 2025: Eels vs Dragons
It is everyone’s dream to be the best version of yourself when bumping into your ex for the first time since the breakup, but sometimes it just doesn’t happen for you. With Clint Gutherson dropping by to pick his hair…
The Spotlight – April 5, 2025: How To Attack The Eels Problem
The current NRL ladder does not paint an encouraging picture for our beloved Eels. Sitting last on the table, the Eels position is reflective of a team which has struggled across both sides of the game. Across the first four…
Post Game Grades – Round 4 vs Sea Eagles
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2025 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs.
The Preview – Round 4, 2025: Eels vs Sea Eagles
Here we go again. It’s Manly. It’s Parra. It’s Brookvale. It’s wet. It could be very ugly. Despite the bounce back in effort shown by the Eels last week, the high flying Sea Eagles on their home track is one…
From The Stands – March 27, 2025: A New Eels Hero Emerges
Quitting on our Eels is not an option for my family. Hence, we attended Sunday’s game against the Dogs. That’s not to say that we weren’t apprehensive or in fear of the scoreline. However, when the final whistle blew, I…
Instant Reaction – Dylan For Dylan?
The Parramatta Eels have this morning announced that Dylan Walker will be joining the club on a two year deal, effective immediately. Earlier, the former Manly premiership winning five-eighth and Blues Origin representative had been granted an immediate release on…
Post Game Grades – Round 3 vs Bulldogs
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2025 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs.
The Preview – Round 3, 2025: Eels vs Bulldogs
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I got what I deserved for having faith in a Parramatta Eels turnaround last week, in the form of two hours of steaming, sweating misery and disgusting football.…
Junior Reps Live Blog Round 7, 2025 – Harold Matthews & SG Ball: Eels vs Magpies
The Eels Round 7 male Junior Reps action comes to you from Lidcombe Oval, one of the traditional homes of the Wests Magpies. I have my excuses ready for this live blog, as Lidcombe is not a good ground to…