The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2025 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs.
The Preview – Round 3, 2025: Eels vs Bulldogs
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I got what I deserved for having faith in a Parramatta Eels turnaround last week, in the form of two hours of steaming, sweating misery and disgusting football.…
Post Game Grades – Round 2 vs Tigers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2025 clash with the Wests Tigers.
The Preview – Round 2, 2025: Eels vs Tigers
What a week. I’ve lived through some dark weeks as an Eels fan; salary cap dramas, Ricky Stuart’s overhead projector, nearly every Magic Round since it started, but these last seven days were right up there. The rare combination of…
Post Game Grades – Round 1 vs Storm
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2024 clash with the Melbourne Storm.
The Preview – Round 1, 2025: Eels vs Storm
Welcome to season 2025! Going by the discourse this past week, Eels fans are in midseason form when it comes to groaning and bemoaning as the news of Mitchell Moses’ extended absence has sent waves of negativity through an ocean…
Post Season Grades – The 2024 Parramatta Eels
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post season grades for the Parramatta Eels’ 2024 season.
The Preview – Round 27, 2024: Eels vs Tigers
A mercy to us all, by 8PM tonight season 2024 will be in the books, one way or the other. Either the Wests Tigers or Parramatta Eels will take the dreaded wooden spoon, both deserving candidates but only one can…
The Preview – Round 26, 2024: Eels vs Dragons
It’s Member Appreciation Day for Parramatta fans today, and while the most appreciative thing the Eels could do for me in season 2024 is put me out of my misery, I’d settle for a second best of an upset win…
The Preview – Round 25, 2024: Eels vs Broncos
The 2024 season has been in the “let’s get this over with” phase since just about round 4, but this week feels especially like a game that is making up the numbers. Minor chance of victory, neither team with much…