It’s Friday night, it’s 6 o’clock, cold, wet and it’s 17th versus 14th. Get excited people, it’s the Eels and the Knights! The resistable force against the moveable object, the worst defence in the league against its worst attack. Who…
The Preview – Round 10, 2025: Eels vs Dolphins
After an unusual number of Sunday afternoon games, as the weather turns the Eels start a month-long stretch of Thursday and Friday night football. While the stretch of lovely weekend football wasn’t matched with a stretch of lovely weekend victories,…
The Preview – Round 9, 2025: Eels vs Sharks
Eels fans making the journey to Magic Round has often felt like when Dad made you pick out your own switch from the backyard, but this year is going to be different, I feel it. The return of Mitch Moses…
Post Game Grades – Round 7 vs Tigers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 7 2025 clash with the Wests Tigers
The Preview – Round 7, 2025: Eels vs Tigers
While I may have my holidays mixed up, this Easter I’m going to be thankful for a week of off-field insanity that has left me with zero room to focus on the performance of the Parramatta Eels. Last week was…
The Preview – Round 6, 2025: Eels vs Raiders
Happy Darwin is Done day to all who celebrate, and given that the audience here should be almost entirely Eels fans (with maybe a few stray, curious Raiders dropping by; hello Raiders fans, always had a soft spot for you…
Post Game Grades – Round 5 vs Dragons
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 5 2025 clash with the St George Illawarra Dragons
The Preview – Round 5, 2025: Eels vs Dragons
It is everyone’s dream to be the best version of yourself when bumping into your ex for the first time since the breakup, but sometimes it just doesn’t happen for you. With Clint Gutherson dropping by to pick his hair…
Post Game Grades – Round 4 vs Sea Eagles
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2025 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs.
The Preview – Round 4, 2025: Eels vs Sea Eagles
Here we go again. It’s Manly. It’s Parra. It’s Brookvale. It’s wet. It could be very ugly. Despite the bounce back in effort shown by the Eels last week, the high flying Sea Eagles on their home track is one…