Accountability. Let’s discuss what we’ve learned about that to this point in the season. Firstly, our club. The Eels players and coaches have mostly held themselves accountable for improving and developing as a team after what was a horror start…


Accountability. Let’s discuss what we’ve learned about that to this point in the season. Firstly, our club. The Eels players and coaches have mostly held themselves accountable for improving and developing as a team after what was a horror start…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 14 2025 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 12 2025 clash with the Manly Sea Eagles

Well, the long running Lachlan Galvin saga appears to be finally over, and contrary to the wishes of many Parramatta fans, it appears the lure of succulent Chinese meals with Gus ‘Pinocchio’ Gould at Canterbury Leagues has proven irresistible to…

I could have sworn I read a neat little column in a recent copy of The Economist about a bizarre spike in the sales of brooms in Western Sydney. Who on Earth could be investing so heavily in a simple bristled…

I really love beating Manly. That is it. Thank you to our players for making this Blue and Gold supporter happy. Rivalry is what makes our game great. Watching that game last Friday was exactly what I needed. The team…

It’s no secret that the last three years of Rugby League have been agonising for Parramatta faithful. From a Grand Final appearance in 2022 to featuring in last year’s “Spoon Bowl”, watching the Eels play can occasionally be labelled as…

Confession time. After the recent loss to the Dolphins, I genuinely hit the wall as a supporter. It wasn’t a case of giving it away, that’s impossible when you have Blue and Gold in your blood. But the last shreds…

The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 11 2025 clash with the Newcastle Knights

Last Thursday night at CommBank Stadium was a surreal experience, but not in a good way. It was flat, so very flat and so unlike our normal home game experience. As much as the Eels tried to activate supporters, there…