The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2026 clash with the Melbourne Storm
Bumpers Up – March 5, 2026: This Year, It’s A Parra Proud Thing
We all have our reasons for following the Eels, along with the myriad of ways that add up to how we each support our team. In most instances it’s what unifies Parra fans. On the odd occasion, it might leave…
TCT Golden Point: The Sweet (Somewhat Pre-Emptive) Smell Of Victory
Hey Parra fans, It’s Roly-Poly here. Welcome to TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused regular column on all things Parramatta Eels & Rugby league in general. There will be no click bait headlines or unverified breaking news stories.…
Parra Leagues AGM – Analysing The Member Proposed Special Resolutions
“The Past, The People, The Places” That’s my standard response when I am asked almost anything regarding my love for the Parramatta Eels. It’s why I support Parra, why I am so loyal to them, and why I go…
Eels 2026 Pre-Season Training Report – February 11 to 14, 2026: Trial Preps And Reps
Welcome to your catch-up training report. It’s been a massive week in PARRAdise, with the team preparing for their first trial game, and the Lomax saga playing out in the media. Throw in the Member Forum at the James Hardie…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 9: Scandalous New Evidence Emerges In Lomax Saga
The Tip Sheet is also available on Spotify and iTunes! The Lomax Saga has taken a wild twist today with evidence presented by Parramatta Eels in court alleging the Melbourne Storm attempted to leverage NRL CEO Andrew Abdo to “apply…
The Weekend Wrap – (Super) Balling Out
Pardon the belated release of the year’s first Weekend Wrap. I had a minor commitment this morning in witnessing my other great sporting love outside of the Eels claim a dominant championship victory in Super Bowl LX. With the Seattle…
Eels vs Lomax: Your Armchair Match Preview
It seems like everyone in the world of rugby league either has an opinion on what is likely to happen in the Zac Lomax proceedings, or they are wondering how any outcome might impact future player contract disputes. Unfortunately, some…
Eels 2026 Pre-Season Training – February 5 And 6, 2026: Kelly Pushes For Centre Spot
After the last two days of training, I’ve decided that today’s report will have a different format. The reason for the change is that the battle for positions has intensified, and the arrival of Brian Kelly has been the catalyst.…
Eels 2026 Pre-Season Training – February 3, 2026: Scrimmages Get Real
Welcome to Eels content that is not about a former Eels winger! I’m very happy to return to the footy itself as we get back to the business end of the pre-season. In fact, you know that the preseason has…