The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 6 2024 clash with the North Queensland Cowboys.
The Preview – Round 6, 2024: Eels vs Cowboys
There aren’t a lot of positives to being an Eels fan right now. It has become tradition for Parramatta to deliver a month or so of putrid football in every season, but usually we don’t expect that to start until…
The Preview – Round 5, 2024: Eels vs Raiders
It’s five days on, but I’m still not ready to forgive and forget the Easter Monday calamity that the Parramatta Eels delivered to fans. I’ve barely engaged with football all week long, though the relentless bore of Zac Lomax rumours…
Post Game Grades – Round 4 vs Wests Tigers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 4 2024 clash with the Wests Tigers.
The Preview – Round 4, 2024: Eels vs Tigers
Lamenting the imminent departure of Hot Cross Buns from supermarket shelves can only mean one thing for Eels fans: Easter Monday and a feisty Wests Tigers team are coming up on the schedule. While I’m grateful for a third afternoon…
Post Game Grades – Round 3 vs Sea Eagles
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2024 clash with the Manly Sea Eagles
The Preview – Round 3, 2024: Eels vs Sea Eagles
You know the drill, Parramatta fans. Sunday afternoon, Sea Eagles on the way. It’s thump ‘em, bump ‘em, pick ‘em up and dump ‘em time! How do you feel? I don’t quite feel like a Tooheys (despite being an Eels…
Post Game Grades – Round 2 vs Panthers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2024 clash with the Penrith Panthers
The Preview – Round 2, 2024: Eels vs Panthers
I’m not sure there is a better way to start a season than by beating the Bulldogs by a lot to not many. Desperate Bulldogs mates across western Sydney are resorting to Paul Carige videos in group chats, trying to…
Post Game Grades – Round 1 vs Bulldogs
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2024 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs