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The Preview – Round 23, 2022: Eels vs Bulldogs

It isn’t the psychological profile I prefer in my football teams, but if it’s true that the Parramatta Eels need to lose one to win one then the Canterbury Bulldogs are in for it this weekend. The Eels have occasionally managed to string two wins together, sometimes even with two good performances, but they are yet to go back-to-back on the wrong end of the scoreboard in 2022.

Big Junez hasn’t exactly been the inspirational leader we were hoping when he was named co-captain

It shouldn’t be hard for the Eels to get up for this one, but I’ve said that a half dozen times this year and maybe twice have they delivered a worthy performance. Occasion, rivalry and importance don’t seem to matter to Parramatta, which is what makes them such an infuriating side to support this year despite some strong results. While I’ve been able to walk around town with pride after wins over the Panthers (twice), Storm and Roosters, I’ve had to endure the taunts of scumbag Bulldogs and Tigers fans who were gifted victories they and their fans did not deserve.

Parramatta hopefully rights one of those wrongs this weekend and towels up the Bulldogs who really do have nothing to play for. They’re clear of the wooden spoon battle, no hope of finals football and the sheen of sending Trent Barrett packing has long worn off. They were meek and predictable last weekend against a similarly terrible Warriors side, and I’m hoping for more of the same this week. Even a good Bulldogs effort shouldn’t be enough to beat the Eels if they are on, but as we know all too well they are also more than capable of beating “Bad Parramatta”.

Game Info

Date: Saturday August 20, 2022
Venue: CommBank Stadium, Parramatta
Kick-off: 3:00 PM AEST
Referee: Ashley Klein
Broadcast: Fox League, Kayo

Numbers

Head-to-Head: Played 151, Eels 68, Bulldogs 78, Drawn 5
Odds: Eels $1.35 Bulldogs $3.25
Lines: Eels +9.5, total points 48.5
Fact: A club Phil Gould has been associated with has not won a competition in over 20 years.

 

Sixties Speculates (Odds quoted are NSW TAB)

The Eels are at short odds after suffering a 26 to 0 loss last weekend, and they’re playing the team that beat them 34 to 4 in Round 14.

If you want to invest on Parra, you’re welcome.

I shan’t be offering a tip this week.

Happy, responsible punting everyone.

Sixties

 

Teams

Parramatta Eels

1. Clint Gutherson 2. Maika Sivo 3. Will Penisini 4. Tom Opacic 5. Waqa Blake 6. Dylan Brown 7. Mitchell Moses 8. Reagan Campbell-Gillard 9. Reed Mahoney 10. Junior Paulo 11. Shaun Lane 12. Isaiah Papali’i 13. Ryan Matterson. 14. Ofahiki Ogden 15. Bryce Cartwright 16. Oregon Kaufusi 17. Marata Niukore.

18. Makahesi Makatoa 19. Bailey Simonsson 20. Ky Rodwell 21. Sean Russell 22. Elie El-Zakhem.

The big in here is Mitchell Moses, who has to pass a fitness test but looks ready to be rushed back for the most winnable game of a run home that requires one win to secure a finals position. What does it say about the Eels that they can’t give their star halfback one more week of rest before a finals campaign despite playing a cellar dweller? Good things, undoubtedly.

Despite Brad Arthur’s reluctance to break his “you debut, you don’t get on until the 70th minute” policy with Ofahiki Ogden last week, the big prop maintains his place on the bench ahead of Makahesi Makatoa, who had the kind of game in reggies last week that you expect of a guy angry about being demoted. Ogden needs more time this week, preferably while the game is still a contest, as last week left Brad Arthur’s defenders with no further ammunition to defend his bench usage. It was woeful.

Canterbury Bulldogs

1. Jake Averillo 2. Jacob Kiraz 3. Aaron Schoupp 4. Braidon Burns 5. Josh Addo-Carr 6. Matt Burton 7. Kyle Flanagan 8. Max King 9. Jeremy Marshall-King 10. Paul Vauhgan 11. Harrison Edwards 12. Raymond Faitala-Mariner 13. Josh Jackson. 14. Zach Dockar-Clay 15. Joe Stimson 16. Jackson Topine 17. Chris Patolo.

19. Declan Casey 20. Bailey Biondi-Odo 21. Brandon Wakeham 22. Luke Thompson 23. Tevita Pangai Junior.

The Bulldogs have finally settled on a backline that has some decent talent about it. Schoupp and Kiraz are good prospects while Averillo is finally looking like a half decent fullback and the speed of Addo-Carr is always a threat to a pedestrian Eels back three. I swear, if the Bulldogs kick early to Addo-Carr and he finds space untouched yet again, I’ll be leading the pitchfork and flaming torch mob on the coaching staff myself.

The pack is missing some big names, hence a guy I have never heard of is starting in the back row, Harrison Edwards. That may not last, as Luke Thompson is expected to come back, likely via the bench, and in very unfortunate news Tevita Pangai Junior should return after missing last week with a grade one childbirth. Pangai Junior always gives us fits, something about Blue and Gold draws out the best from a guy who otherwise loves to phone in every second performance.

The Game

I used a lot of words last week to describe the fairly simple phenomenon of ownership, which South Sydney retained over Parramatta in emphatic fashion. I’m not going to throw so many words into the ether this week because if there is one constant in this Parramatta Eels season, it is that their opponent does not matter.

Mitch is being rushed back because his teammates can’t be trusted to beat a wooden spoon contender without him

The Eels haven’t been beaten while playing well this year. There are no “we just got beat by the better team on the day” losses, which is encouraging for a finals campaign where you would expect a team to deliver their best every week, though the Eels have left no evidence in their efforts this year that we should expect their best, even on the biggest occasions. Fans enter every week believing they can both beat or lose to anybody, and unfortunately their opponents feel the same way, hence few chances for differential building hidings against minnows. Every opponent will come to play knowing the Eels are a potential win, regardless of table positions.

It’s hard to understand what Parramatta’s problem is. Traditionally the coach is the motivator of a team, responsible for its psychology and “revving them up”. While coaches still give the pre-match rev up and tear paint off the walls with half time blowups, the preparation of a football team is far more complex than it was even 20 years ago. Athletes are finely tuned machines, whose preparation is managed to the second. Footballers are no longer knockabouts getting the chance to let off some steam on Sunday afternoons, every aspect of their life is open for public scrutiny and the actual playing of football games, while the most important part of their job, is the smallest part of their work. That is a lot of life to balance, multiplied 30 times across a first grade squad, and that’s before looking at how they interact together and gel as a group.

If Brad Arthur had answers to what plagues the Eels he’d have made progress on a solution by now. The team is clearly close, but loyalty to Arthur and the group hasn’t trumped cold hard cash in retention or mattered when things go wrong on the field. It is impossible to tell when the team will respond to him and lift for a game and when they will phone it in. They play smart, tactical football one week then idiot-ball the next. As anybody who watches Brad Arthur press conferences will know, even he doesn’t understand what is wrong with this team.

Many responses to that situation are “well replace him then”, but few BA doubters ever follow those calls up with legitimate candidates that would do a better job. The train wreck sides looked at experienced options such as Shane Flanagan or Anthony Seibold and were so underwhelmed they decided to go with “retiree training his former player who has zero coaching experience”, “second Penrith assistant” and “paying main Penrith assistant ridiculous money for five years” for their coaches. Gold Coast and Newcastle will likely be making similar searches soon, St George-Illawarra too. With so much movement in the coaching ranks, it feels like a good time to have the sixth or seventh best coach in rugby league. Sacking him to go with the fifth option in a dry market would be foolish.

Brad Arthur might have his problems, but he’s a mile better than the market options

Instead the next step has to be taken with changes around him. It’s safe to say this year’s injection of fresh coaching talent hasn’t produced the desired results, despite the form of Dylan Brown and Shaun Lane. Most notably, the team has taken a big step backwards defensively. Nearly every year a new set of assistants and consultants get thrown into the side but none have made a seismic difference to the team. Trent Barrett is a good get, as an assistant he was so good he got another head coaching role he wasn’t up to, but he probably doesn’t fix what ails the Eels.

Changes need to go beyond some new ex-coaches in the box next to Brad Arthur, jealously eyeing off his horde of Mount Franklin bottles. A shift to defensive and attacking coaches as opposed to forwards and backs is long overdue, but the big difference will come from names and roles that nobody pays much attention to. Mental coaches, psychologists, nutritionists, hypnotists, some small change needs to butterfly effect its way through the club. Maybe it isn’t even a hire, but a hard head recruit or a young player standing up in leadership making the difference. It might just be a change of captain or leadership group.

It’s a complex situation without an easy solution, and angry grades commenters want single post answers when letting off steam after another rough loss. It isn’t just “sack the coach/board/assistant coach/head of football”. Undoubtedly all of those people have areas they can improve in, and are responsible in certain ways for the frustrating season Eels fans have endured, but they’ve also built a team that is a constant finals presence going on a half decade. A struggle to take that final step to premierships is better than what plenty of teams have been going through, even if the frustration is just as real, and while the solution to “we’re not good” is usually “replace the coach”, the solution to Parramatta, like the team, will be far more complex.

And with that, I have successfully not mentioned the Parramatta Eels opponents in an entire preview section.

The Lowdown

As somebody trying to exercise self-care, I haven’t watched much Bulldogs football this year. Then again, if I was truly invested in self-care I wouldn’t be watching much Eels football either. I’m very sure that Good Parramatta showing up will result in a comfortable win, and I’m just as sure Ordinary Parramatta will get beaten by anywhere from 2 to 32. The Bulldogs outmuscled and out-enthused the Eels last time around, and their doing so again would be unforgivable.

I’d feel sorry for RCG’s opponents this week, but it’s the Bulldogs, stuff em

The forwards will hopefully be shamed into a big effort this weekend, Brad Arthur calling them out directly for the capitulation last week. Junior Paulo and RCG are rarely bested in back-to-back games, and if those two are on then so are Parramatta. It’s a shame they need to be embarrassed into big performances rather than coming into games ready to crush their opposition, but that’s what we’ve got.

A hot start will likely drive the fight out of the Bulldogs, and I expect we’ll know how this game is going to go by the tenth minute. Hopefully I’m leaning back in my seat and relaxing rather than heading for the bar, or the exit.

Go you Eels!

Prediction: Parramatta 28 d Canterbury 10

Man of the Match: Reagan Campbell-Gillard

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michael

Great preview as always. I will be in the stands cheering the boys on!

Shaun

It is a team that lacks an identity. Well apart from the wild inconsistency in performances each week. And if you want a slightly left field suggestion for next coach I’d go for Billy Slater. Not that I think he’d leave Melbourne.

I’ll be out there on Saturday. RCG first try scorer. Sivo to score a double. Go Parra!

Colin Hussey

I believe the eels will win, but it will take a lot of reviewing their own games over the last matches. One can only hope that it will be a win in a big way, lose and we are out along with some departing players I would suggest. Last game IIRC we had 3 penalties instead of try scores, so dead enthusiasm.? We have 3 critical games to play with the hope alive that the eels will make it through to the finals, Ogden has not played much time on the paddock and would like to see more from him… Read more »

Susan

A great read Gol. It’s depressing reading in some ways but I really liked your blunt but pragmatic and sensible analysis of where the team is at.

Anonymous

Fair point made that Moses having to play this match, despite not being 100%, is a sign of the team’s current woes.

On the other hand, Moses playing this week does show strong resilience and leadership by a player who has been charged with lacking in this department in the past. If we’ve got any hope of success at the back end of the year, it starts with our leaders.

I will be very focused on the demeanour and attitude of Moses, Gutherson, Paulo and RCG this next month (fingers crossed we last into next month…)

pete

Great read Gol. So much riding on this and it’s Old boys day, NRLW, Reserves and just a big event at the stadium. Generally when that happens the outcome is disappointing. Having said that I’m hoping for a change around and it’s win week this week. Our highly paid Middles have to start earning their hefty paycheck. Let’s see Mahoney not be a human turnstile; use his shoulders and drive with the legs in a tackle. We all know that bomb is coming. Maybe some kick pressure on Burton. The marker has got to get to him. Gutho+220m Middles +… Read more »

Longfin Eel

It almost seems that the players are not there for each other, and are rather looking out for their own welfare and pay cheque. As you have stated, we only rise to the occasion when we have been embarrassed the week before, and more often than not this is true for every player in the team. That is no way to win a premiership. We need some mental toughness to come out each week with a determination to win. We have already shown that when we have that determination from the start, we will beat anybody. Parra is not done… Read more »

BDon

Tks Gol, enjoyed the read. There are many opinions about the shortcomings of this team, if you listed them all a basket case would emerge, but the really troubling thing is that many would hold some truth. If anyone watched Penrith v Souths last night you would think now that’s good quality Rugby League, particularly on the effort, attitude and resilience scale. Play that way and we wipe the Dogs. Also our recruit for next year, Hopgood, had his best game in top grade, looks a willing Queenslander to me.

Ian

As I have for the previous 36 seasons, I still have hope this will be our year, but i’d be lying if I said I didn’t have an eye on next season already. Josh Hodgson will provide the older, seasoned, hard head we desperately need to avoid the week on, week off football we’ve endured this season. God knows that the answer is but it isn’t replacing BA, unless it’s with Belly Ache, or Jack Gibson. I’d love an alpha in our forward pack, someone who other fans feel is a ‘grub’ or other teams fear, because as good as… Read more »

Grunta

You’re right re an alpha player.
We need some hard arsed, aggressive forwards and backs in our squad. A player or two who may find themselves suspended for a few matches each year but who put the wind up the opposition and who opponents hate playing. We have zero, zip…nuttin’.
I still believe pure aggression is being coached out of our meanest players due to chasing perfect discipline.
Just my opinion and players need discipline, but some don’t. Let them wreak havoc!

BDon

Kane Evans tried, too rough Kane.Marata looks a bit suspension shy now. Junior got 8 weeks a few years back, then a suss hip drop holiday, he’s looking tamer these days. In our 2018 collapse,we couldn’t defend penalties, had to eradicate them. Some evidence that you’re on the money Grunta.

John Eel

Good post

Milo

I think we will win but am not confident anymore tbh. We are due after last weeks loss i guess and we’ve a lot to play for but you’d imagine we have had a lot to play for all season…..Hence i cannot work it all out, and never will. For me the next few weeks and possible finals run should show where we are as a club – and the players and coaches should be accountable as i am sure they are as its been an indifferent year. I am not sure what to make of Barrett coming in but… Read more »

Chef

If we turn up, we could win

MickB

Not much left to say these days other than; Good read Gol, go Parra.

Zero58

There is really only one thought that comes to mind.
Do they want to win and press on or do they want an early holiday?
We can’t decide for them – the game we watch today will provide the answer.
Most games are predictable but not this one.

Rocket

Ogden has played over 40 top grade games.
I don’t think he needs a slow introduction.

pete

Well done BA Much improved defence. Matto off the bench great call. Better bench rotation. Impressive short side attack just tired out Burton and JAC and forced errors. Mahoney Flat passing to forwards at the advantage line was crisp. That’s the first time we played with a flat attack. Something South’s have been doing to us. Well done again BA. Mahoney best passing game all year. Much improved defence. Kept to Zero in 2nd half and defend our line set on set. Moses chase on Burton showed the attitude. Paulo a bit quiet in first half. Mahoney service much better..… Read more »

John Eel

Paulo mixed it with Pangai Junior in the first half. That was good to see.

Pete I thought Opacic had probably his best game in the Blue and Gold.

I agree the defence was good. The high error count stopped us putting on a bigger score.

pete

Agree Paulo did handle TPJ well in that first exchanges.His run Meters have been down a bit in recent weeks. Maybe injured or niggles.
Opacic was outstanding he’s been solid but you are right his best game.
Errors kept Bulldogs interested. But 2nd half shut out is to be commended.
Moses was great

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