The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2026 clash with the Melbourne Storm
Bumpers Up – March 5, 2026: This Year, It’s A Parra Proud Thing
We all have our reasons for following the Eels, along with the myriad of ways that add up to how we each support our team. In most instances it’s what unifies Parra fans. On the odd occasion, it might leave…
TCT Golden Point: The Sweet (Somewhat Pre-Emptive) Smell Of Victory
Hey Parra fans, It’s Roly-Poly here. Welcome to TCT Golden Point: an “in the news” focused regular column on all things Parramatta Eels & Rugby league in general. There will be no click bait headlines or unverified breaking news stories.…
The Preview – Round 1, 2026: Eels vs Storm
The amount of spice poured over the Parramatta-Melbourne rivalry this off season could supply the restaurants of Harris Park for the next decade, but as a merciful preview practitioner I’ll spare you all recapping the sordid tale that is Melbourne’s…
TCT SuperCoach: Round One 2026 (Part 2)
TCT SuperCoach: Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Season (League Code: 704791) Another year of NRL in Vegas is in the books, and we’ve already got plenty to unpack. Some players showed serious SuperCoach promise, while others left owners…
TCT SuperCoach: Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Season
Welcome to TCT SuperCoach: Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Season (League Code: 704791) The Cumberland Throw is introducing a brand new weekly SuperCoach segment. So, whether you’re chasing overall glory, bragging rights in your mates’ league, or you’re…
Eels 2026 Pre-Season Training Report – February 11 to 14, 2026: Trial Preps And Reps
Welcome to your catch-up training report. It’s been a massive week in PARRAdise, with the team preparing for their first trial game, and the Lomax saga playing out in the media. Throw in the Member Forum at the James Hardie…
Eels vs Lomax: Your Armchair Match Preview
It seems like everyone in the world of rugby league either has an opinion on what is likely to happen in the Zac Lomax proceedings, or they are wondering how any outcome might impact future player contract disputes. Unfortunately, some…
Eels 2026 Pre-Season Training – February 5 And 6, 2026: Kelly Pushes For Centre Spot
After the last two days of training, I’ve decided that today’s report will have a different format. The reason for the change is that the battle for positions has intensified, and the arrival of Brian Kelly has been the catalyst.…
Eels 2026 Pre-Season Training – February 3, 2026: Scrimmages Get Real
Welcome to Eels content that is not about a former Eels winger! I’m very happy to return to the footy itself as we get back to the business end of the pre-season. In fact, you know that the preseason has…