Yeah, I know…that is just a wee bit of an overreaction from a brilliant upset win over the Bulldogs. Tell you what – I won’t get ahead of myself after the singular impressive victory yesterday but I will quietly start…
The Weekend Wrap – Shit Show Sunday, Champagne Saturday
NRL bad. Very bad, even. Juniors good. Very good, even. I have no idea if that is enough to stymie the pain or shoo away the funk of apathy from Sunday’s disastrous loss to the Gold Coast Titans for everyone…
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 36: Contemptible Eels Thrashed As Effort Flat Lines
Injuries have understandably severely hampered the Eels in 2026 but even with a pair of HIAs today there was no injury-related excuse for a mortifying lack of effort against the Gold Coast Titans. Parramatta were putrid in all phases as…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 5 vs Tigers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 5 2026 clash with the Wests Tigers
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 33: Bad Luck & Calls, Big Ticker – Eels Fall Short Of Easter Monday Miracle
They may have fallen agonisingly short of a spectacular Easter Monday triumph amidst a barrage of injuries and awful calls but there was plenty of pride in the jersey from the Eels in Round 5. Sixties and Forty20 try to…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 4 vs Panthers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 4 2026 clash with the Penrith Panthers
The Tip Sheet – 2026 Ep 29: Murpheel’s Law – Disaster Repeatedly Strikes Lacklustre Eels
Anything that could go wrong did for the Parramatta Eels in Round 4. Up against the formidable Penrith Panthers, the Eels stalled out early on with weak defence and simple errors compounding their situation. Penrith were too good in every…
From The Stands – March 25, 2026: What A Vibe Back At CommBank Stadium
How apt to have a column named “From The Stands” when it comes to writing about last Sunday. What was a glorious, fun filled day! I had a ball waving the flags, cheering on our team and welcoming the Dragons…
Post Game Grades – 2026 Round 3 vs Dragons
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2026 clash with the St George Illawarra Dragons
The Weekend Wrap – March 23, 2026: Wounded Winners
It was very nearly a banner weekend for the Parramatta Eels with just the NSW Cup finding itself in the loser’s column. Wins across the NRL, Jersey Flegg Cup, SG Ball Cup, Tarsha Gale Cup, Harold Matthews Cup and Lisa…