The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 3 2024 clash with the Manly Sea Eagles
The Preview – Round 3, 2024: Eels vs Sea Eagles
You know the drill, Parramatta fans. Sunday afternoon, Sea Eagles on the way. It’s thump ‘em, bump ‘em, pick ‘em up and dump ‘em time! How do you feel? I don’t quite feel like a Tooheys (despite being an Eels…
Post Game Grades – Round 2 vs Panthers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 2 2024 clash with the Penrith Panthers
The Preview – Round 2, 2024: Eels vs Panthers
I’m not sure there is a better way to start a season than by beating the Bulldogs by a lot to not many. Desperate Bulldogs mates across western Sydney are resorting to Paul Carige videos in group chats, trying to…
Post Game Grades – Round 1 vs Bulldogs
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 1 2024 clash with the Canterbury Bulldogs
The Preview – Round 1, 2024: Eels vs Bulldogs
Welcome Eels fans to season 2024! It has been a quiet off-season for Parramatta, with fan and pundit expectations of the men in Blue and Gold at their lowest in recent memory. Most predictions place the Eels just outside the…
Post Game Grades – Round 26 vs Panthers
The Cumberland Throw’s patented, award winning post game grades for the Parramatta Eels’ round 26 2023 clash with the Penrith Panthers
The Preview – Round 26, 2023: Eels vs Panthers
Playing for pride. I hate that term. Not just because it means your team is not playing for any meaningful result in the premiership standings, but because if a team in that situation played with a bit more pride earlier…
The Preview – Round 25, 2023: Eels vs Roosters
Whilst there is still technical, mathematical hope for the Parramatta Eels in 2023, this side has proven over the last month that it deserves no such faith. Pathetic barely begins to describe the efforts against the Storm and Broncos, and…
The Preview – Round 24, 2023: Eels vs Broncos
You may not have heard, but the Parramatta Eels’ season is on the line this weekend against the Brisbane Broncos. The Eels take their third short turnaround of the year (and their second involving both interstate travel and a game…