Parramatta Eels Holden Cup side Parramatta Eels NYC side 1. Anthony Layoun 2. Greg Leleisiuao 3. Tuimavave Afualo 4. Dane Aukafolau 5. John Fonua 6. Dean Matterson (c) 7. Kamren Cryer 8. Sean Keppie 9. Denzal Tonise 14. Reed Mahoney…
Team List Tuesday – Housewarming Party Edition
NRL Team List After a long month on the road the Eels finally get their chance to host a game of their own. Of course, Parramatta Stadium is long past its death throes and the Eels now call ANZ…
Whiskey Musings – Round 3: Eels Check Luggage Onto Plane, Forget To Check Themselves Into Game
Round 3 Drink of Choice – Methylated Spirits (not a whiskey, tonight didn’t deserve a whiskey damn it) If the Eels were to sit down for an intensive afternoon team session where they deliberately plotted out the manner in which…
Team List Tuesday – Norman Left Behind Edition
NRL Team List The Eels have made just one change for their Round 3 clash with the Titans and it is an enforced one. Corey Norman has been relegated to the supporting the team from the bleachers for a week…
Whiskey Musings – Round 2: Dragons Learn That Flammable & Inflammable Mean The Same Thing As Eels Torch The Gong
Round 2 Drink of Choice – Lagavulin 16 Year Old Scotch Whisky When do we start petitioning the NRL to allow us to play the closing game to each round? Get onto it Bernie, because Parramatta are thriving in…
Live Blog – District Representatives Round 5 vs Balmain Tigers
Harold Matthews Two change for the Eels as Braith Aspin and Sam Hughes comes into the team. Aspin replaces Jandamurra Stewart while Sam Hughes makes his long awaited return from injury to replace an injured comrade in Christian Wihongi. Hughes…
Team List Tuesday – Enter the Dragon(s) Edition
NRL Team List The Eels will travel to Wollongong in Round 2 to face the biggest surprise packets of Round 1 in the Dragons after ‘Mary’ McGregor’s men walloped the Panthers 42-10. It is difficult to ascertain just how…
Whiskey Musings – Round 1: Eels Demand KFC For Sunday Dinner, Have To Settle For Roast Sea Eagles
Round 1 Drink of Choice – Suntory Hibiki 17 Year Old Whiskey On anything but a picturesque Sunday afternoon at newly christened Lottoland (erm, oval? land?) the Eels took great and painful lengths to dissect a surprisingly plucky Manly outfit…
Live Blog – Holden Cup Round 1 vs Manly Sea Eagles
Parramatta Eels NYC side 1 Anthony Layoun 2 Haze Dunster 3 Tuimavave Afualo 4 Noel Aukafolau 5 John Fonua 6 Dean Matterson © 7 Troy Dargan 8 Sean Keppie 9 Denzal Tonise © 10 Frank Salu 11 Filia Utoikamanu 12 …
Live Blog – Intrust Super Premiership Round 1 vs North Sydney Bears
Overcast and wet are the two key words for the first round of footy at Ringrose this year. The rain has lightened up but it will be a heavy track so both teams are looking at a real slog today.…