NRL Team List Just when you thought the Eels had no way to go but up after back-breaking losses to the Melbourne Storm and North Queensland Cowboys, they flat-lined against the Penrith Panthers to produce their first loss at…
Team List Tuesday – The Grim Dark Depths Edition
NRL Team List The Eels failed to set the tone in the opening exchanges against the North Queensland Cowboys in what was frankly an embarrassing followup response to their hiding in the Magic Round. While they were able to…
Instant Reaction – Eels secure massive deal for state of the art centre of excellence
PARRAMATTA EELS SECURES FUNDING FOR AUSTRALIA’S LARGEST COMMUNITY RUGBY LEAGUE FACILITY The Parramatta Eels today announced that it has secured a $15 million funding commitment from the Federal Government to commence building the largest Community Rugby League facility in Australia. The…
Whisky Musings – Round 9: The no good, very bad, absolutely appalling Parramatta Eels
Round 9 Drink Of Choice – Battery acid with a lemon juice chaser Well there isn’t any spinning or sugar-coating that train-wreck. In a weekend dubbed the ‘Magic Round’, the Eels resembled a rag-tag cabal that had dabbled too…
Team List Tuesday – Magical Mayhem Edition
NRL Team List A stirring 32-18 comeback victory over the St George Illawarra Dragons kept the Parramatta Eels in touch with the Top 4 but the most fearsome challenge of their young season looms ahead in the ‘Magic Round’. Craig…
Whisky Musings – Round 8: Eels dig in on the Western front
Round 8 Drink Of Choice – Captain Morgan’s Original Spiced Gold (and Coke) Slow starts be damned, can you win a game in the first quarter? No! Can you win a game in the second quarter? No! Can you win…
Team List Tuesday – T-1000 Edition
NRL Team List Easter Monday was pretty alright I guess. Just your everyday 51-6 thrashing of a cross-town rival that had recently tried to lay claim to your new digs. The Eels were masterful and magnificent in their maiden…
Whisky Musings – Round 6: Baptism Of Fire; Eels Christen WSS With Scorcher
Round 6 Drink Of Choice – Balvenie Double Wood 12YO Well that was certainly one way to christen your new home. Parramatta’s imperious 51-6 victory over the Wests Tigers on Easter Monday enthralled and captivated 29,047 raucous fans for eighty…
Team List Tuesday – Easter Monday Madness Edition
NRL Team List Apologies for the abbreviated TLT this week, I find myself otherwise occupied this particular Tuesday evening. Parramatta received a humbling on three fronts on Sunday evening as the Raiders, officials and finally their own play conspired…
The Preview – Round 5, 2019: Eels vs Raiders
Date: Sunday, 14th April, 2019 Venue: GIO Stadium, Canberra Kick Off: 6:10pm Head Referee: Henry Perenara Assistant Referee: Tim Roby Head-to-head: Played 59 Eels 27 Raiders 30 Drawn 2 Odds: Eels $2.40 Raiders $1.56 Broadcast: Foxtel Last Four Encounters: Raiders…