Round 17 Drink Of Choice – White Heather Blended Scotch Whisky Don’t look now but with a weekend of results largely falling their way and a solid victory over the Wests Tigers in the books, the Parramatta Eels are now…
Whisky Musings – Round 15: Parramatta find their steel in trip to the Top End
Round 15 Drink Of Choice – Balvenie Double Wood 12YO Forget the string of explosive victories over the likes of the Bulldogs, Tigers, Dragons or Broncos…Saturday night easily marked the most significant victory on the 2019 campaign trail for Brad…
Team List Tuesday – We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Program Edition
NRL Team List The representative bye round is over and we are back to business as usual as the Eels look to build on their strong last-start against the Brisbane Broncos. While Parramatta will no doubt be looking to…
Team List Tuesday – Representative Round (& Jersey Flegg!) Edition
Jersey Flegg Team List The Eels scored one of the more improbable victories you will see last weekend, even considering the litany of comebacks in the various iterations of the Under 20s. Trailing the New Zealand Warriors by 8pts…
Post Game Grades – Round 14 vs Broncos (Whisky Gradings Edition)
Parramatta Eels 38 Brisbane Broncos 10 The people have been calling for change like it was 1848 and there just wasn’t enough cake to go around and I will be damned if we aren’t going to give…
Team List Tuesday – Abrupt Farewells Edition
NRL Team List Miraculously the Parramatta Eels are still clinging onto 8th place coming into this week but that is a damning indictment on the rest of the competition more than anything else. Truth be told, Parramatta’s season is…
Whisky Musings – Round 12: Eels finally remember they might actually be a good team
Round 12 Drink Of Choice – Glen Marnoch Islay Yes the win came over a South Sydney roster ravaged by both injuries and Origin selections. Yes the Eels still conceded two soft tries up the guts. Yes the officials…
Team List Tuesday – Through The Looking Glass Edition
NRL Team List Just when you thought the Eels had no way to go but up after back-breaking losses to the Melbourne Storm and North Queensland Cowboys, they flat-lined against the Penrith Panthers to produce their first loss at…
Team List Tuesday – The Grim Dark Depths Edition
NRL Team List The Eels failed to set the tone in the opening exchanges against the North Queensland Cowboys in what was frankly an embarrassing followup response to their hiding in the Magic Round. While they were able to…
Instant Reaction – Eels secure massive deal for state of the art centre of excellence
PARRAMATTA EELS SECURES FUNDING FOR AUSTRALIA’S LARGEST COMMUNITY RUGBY LEAGUE FACILITY The Parramatta Eels today announced that it has secured a $15 million funding commitment from the Federal Government to commence building the largest Community Rugby League facility in Australia. The…